Droopy drawers laws are back again, this time in Flint, Michigan. Apparently cops have nothing better to do in that city than inspect waistlines for fashion faux-pas. (I have been following this pathetic trend since legislation was introduced in Virginia to criminalize saggy pants in 2005. Sigh.) But here's the good news: the droopy drawers crack down - pun somewhat intended - led to this great graphic in the Detroit Free Press:
Left:A Class C offense, exposing a portion of the undergarment but no skin, will result in a warning.
Center: A Class B offense involves a sag below the gluteal curve, but one that similarly exposes only the undergarment.
Right:Class A violations are those in which the sag of pants and/or undergarment results in any exposure of the rear cleavage.
Both the latter offenses could result in a year in jail. Good Lord!
Grateful hat tip to Lowering the Bar.
2 comments:
Frankly, I believe the fine should depend on the butt.
i believe it should depend on the race of the individual
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