I have recently discovered a major development in the ongoing controversy about the teaching of intelligent design. So what if President Bush has weighed in on the subject? A far more important actor is getting involved: the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
May I be the first to say: Yarrghh! Pass the parmesan!If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.
Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. What these people don’t understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia.
The Louisiana legislators who passed the "Balanced Treatment for Creation-Science and evolution-Science Act" were well aware of the potential Establishment Clause problems and considered that aspect of the legislation with great care. After seven hearings and several months of study, resulting in substantial revision of the original proposal, they approved the Act overwhelmingly and specifically articulated the secular purpose they meant it to serve... I dissent. Had requirements of the Balanced Treatment Act that are not apparent on its face been clarified by an interpretation of the Louisiana Supreme Court, or by the manner of its implementation, the Act might well be found unconstitutional; but the question of its constitutionality cannot rightly be disposed of on the gallop, by impugning the motives of its supporters.Edwards is a First Amendment example of the difficulty of divining the intent of a policy. The Court in Edwards had to evaluate whether the Louisiana law had "a secular legislative purpose" as mandated by the Lemon test. This may seem like a relatively easy question to answer. But the Court was smart enough to realize the Court could not just blindly accept the stated reasoning behind the policy. It had to discover "the actual intent." This is a fundamentally different and more difficult question to answer.
Louisiana claimed the itent of the policy was to advance academic freedom. (Hmm... how does a statute that mandates a particular teaching advance the freedom to teach whatever a teacher deems important? Not to mention forcing science teachers to teach non-science in their classrooms. WARNING: don't think about that for more than 10 seconds or blood may start shooting out of your nose.)
The Court was aided in this case by a number of fortunate circumstances. There was a record of debate in the legislature in which the bill sponsor said his real preference was that "neither [creationism nor evolution] be taught." There was testimony from the Louisiana Science Teachers Association "any scientific concept that's based on established fact can be included in our curriculum already, and no legislation allowing this is necessary." Then there was the text of law itself, which forbids discrimination against teachers who choose to be a creation-scientist but fails to offer protection to teachers who choose to teach evolution.
But the Court is not always so lucky. Challenges to employment policies, college admissions policies, or jury selection strategies most often do not have such conclusive evidence. In the absence of evidence demonstrating the "actual" intent of a policy, one of two dangerous things can happen. First, the Court can try to figure it out anyways, like Chief Justice Rehnquist did in Grutter (see the post below). Second, the Court can defer to the stated purpose of the policy as Justice Scalia did in Edwards. Both are equally pernicious.
The crucial issue for the Court to consider in Edwards was not whether state legislators were sneaky and cunning. The issue was that policy advanced religion. Effect is more important than impetus. In the realm of civil rights, I don't know what should replace the discriminatory intent standard. However, I would argue that putting the Supreme Court in charge of investigating the "actual" intent of a policy often requires a leap of faith.
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